Sunday, July 12, 2009

Friends, who needs em?

Ah.... Whats with the shirt?


Did you loose a bet?

The shop was closing. I tried it on. It fitted me.

But its digusting... You look like an eastern European Country and Western fan.

It cost sixty quid. I have to get a certain number of wears out of it..

Why didnt you return it?


When you realized it was fucking disgusting..

Its not that bad? Five more wears I reckon I need..

Right. I'll see you in six weeks then...


Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Wiki-pedia (it even sounds Very Vicki Pollard)

Saying according to Wikipedia is a bit like saying

this bloke down the pub told me...

It might be 100% accurate, but then it might be a lot of rubbish.

So remember that when you say according to Wikipedia

we are only half listening. (especially the ones who have made some dubious wikipedia entries)